Paper! Snow! A ghost!

Source: mushiemallows

curiosamathematica:

The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.
It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.

curiosamathematica:

The Google trend for the search query “quadratic formula”.

It repeats in the same pattern every year. Down in summer, up in September, down again in December and up again in spring time before going down again in the summer. And so it goes on forever.

Source: bodiebroadus

MBTI most accurate descriptions ⇢

woolfhammer:

ESTP: super attractive physically but it’s all downhill from there. never quite know what they’re going to do next but you can probably bet it will be irresponsible. somehow still lovable.

ESTJ: loud, logical, and get shit done — they are the warrior class of the life rpg….

Source: dontbecuteyoufuck

Source: aarnpaul

sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

sexaulity:

This scene satisfied me in a way no man ever could.

Source: sexaulity

Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique and special, for better or for worse.

Source: cobie-smulders

I remember my son once asked me, “Did you ever, like, kiss in high school?” And I told him this long drawn-out story of how shy I was, how I finally got a girlfriend but she broke up with me because I was too shy to try to kiss her, and then I had another girlfriend but still couldn’t figure out kissing. The technique was always a big obstacle in my head, like, How do you kiss? Where does your chin go? Forget about anything beyond kissing-first base was a total mystery to me. So I’m telling my son this long story, and he listens patiently until he finally realizes where I’m going with it, and he says, “Dad, no-did you like Kiss in high school? Kiss, the band!” And I was, “Oh yeah, Kiss…they were good.”

- Steve Buscemi (via admiralbonetopick)

Source: moeoftoe

secretpapi:

oh my god i’ve been looking for this video for months

Source: yjns

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Hey guys! My name is Carrie and I'm a Texan living in China. My only hobbies are watching TV and eating. Enjoy.

Favorite shows: Friends, Lost, The Office, 30 Rock, Friday Night Lights, Parks & Recreation, Breaking Bad, Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Saturday Night Live

Also currently watching: The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Orange is the New Black, The Mindy Project


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